Friday, February 18, 2011
Red Riding Hood
Well, this story's way older so this was prolly how it used to end 'n Red got hers for bein' bad. But grownups figure kids can't handle them real gruesome stories where people get ate or dragged around in barrels of nails or hafta dance in red hot shoes so they been changin' em now so they got happy endings. So now the hunter ain't got no gun, he's got a axe 'n he chops the wolf open 'n somehow the wolf swallowed her 'n granny whole so they come out just fine 'n Red ain't stupid about strangers no more. Course the wolf's still dead either way, maybe next time they'll change it so the wolf just gets sat on or kicked in the butt til he gotta cough em back up 'n then they'll all go have tea.